Copione di "THRILLER"

Michael:Honestly, we’re out of gas!

Ola:So, what are we gonna do now?

Ola:I’m sorry I didn’t believe you.

Michael:Can I ask you something?

Ola:What?

Michael:You know I like you, don’t you?

Ola:Yes.

Michael:And I hope you like me the way I like you.

Ola:Yes.

Michael:I was wondering if… you would be my girl.

Ola:Oh, Michael!

It’s beautiful…

Michael:Now, it’s official. I have something I want to tell you.

Ola:Yes, Michael?

Michael:I’m not like other guys.

Ola:Of course not, that’s why I love you.

Michael:No, I mean I’m different.

Ola:What are you talking about?

Are you all right?!

Michael:GO AWAY!

Other:Sheriff, he’s over here. God, look at that thing. Look out!

Ola:Can we get out of here?

Michael:No, I’m enjoying this.

Ola:Well, I can’t watch. Excuse me.

Other:It’s scrawled in blood. What’s it say? “See you next Wednesday”.

Michael:It’s only a movie!

Ola:It’s not funny.

Michael:You were scared, weren’t ya?

Ola:I wasn’t that scared.

Michael:Yeah, you were scared!

It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in the dark.

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart.

You try to scream, but terror takes the sound before you make it.

You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes…

you’re Paralyzed!

You hear the door slam and realize there’s nowhere left to run.

You feel the cold hand and wonder if you’ll ever see the sun.

You close your eyes and hope this is just imagination.

Girl, but all the while, you hear a creature creeping up behind,

you’re out of time!

They’re out to get you, there’s demons closing in on every side.

They will possess you, unless you change that number on her dial,

and now is the time for you and I to cuttle close together, yeah.

All through the night, I’ll save you from the terror on the screen,

I’ll make you see.

Vincent Price:Darkness falls across the land,

the midnight hour is close at hand.

Creatures crawl in search of blood,

to terrorize y’alls neighborhood.

And whosever shall be found

without the soul for getting down,

must stand and face the hounds of Hell

and rot inside a corpse’s shell.

The foulest stench is in the air,

the funk of 40,000 years

And grizzly ghouls from every tomb

are closing in to seal your doom.

And, though, you fight to stay alive,

your body starts to shiver,

for no mere mortal can resist

the evil of the thriller…

Chorous: ‘Cause this is thriller, thriller night,

and no one’s gonna save you from the beast about to strike.

You know it’s thriller, thriller night.

You’re fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller.

Thriller, thriller night ’cause I can thrill you more

than any ghost would ever dare try, Thriller night.

So let me hold you tight and share a killer,

diller, chiller, thriller here tonight.

‘Cause this is thriller, thriller night.

Girl, I can thrill you more

than any ghost would ever dare try. Thriller, night.

So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller. Ow!

Michael:What’s the problem?

Come on. I’ll take you home.

Vincent Price:Muahahahahahahah…!